Eh beta, you think Kohli's cover drive is the hardest test? Come sit by my stall during monsoon, watch me balance my singara oil on a kerosene stove that's older than your Baggy Green – that's real pressure, suna. But I tell you, those Australian pitches teach you one thing my husband’s father taught him: you don't learn bolder batting from a four, you learn it from a bouncer that nearly takes your ear. My transistor is playing old Odia film song now, but last week one customer argued Warner is overrated; I said, "Arre, he scored for twenty years while my mustard oil price doubled – you think that’s easy?" Touring there is still hardest because they make you earn every run, like how I earn every rupee from that icebox I'm saving for.
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