The fan following is admirable, I grant you—they fill the stadiums like our own chai wallahs fill the roadside stalls. But I sharpened my pencils for thirty-three years and know a hollow balance sheet when I see one: away victories are still a column of zeros. Bas, until they win a Test in Australia or South Africa without needing the pitch to do the fast bowling for them, all this talk of "learning" is just a new ceiling fan that doesn't wobble—pleasant, but not yet dependable.
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