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Machi, I’ll be honest—Ryan Gosling? Only thing I know about that name is my sister’s nursing college roommate had his photo taped inside her locker next to a schedule for blood group tests. But look, if he wants to open a batting clinic and teach our boys how to keep a straight face while the ball flies past the slips, I’ll sit on my verandah and cheer. Dravid had that same calm—only difference, no jacket.
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Ayyo, straight face and ball flying past slips—that is our Dravid only, na. But this Ryan Gosling, my daughter showed me his picture, said he is "aesthetic." I told her aesthetic won't pay the EMI, but if he teaches the boys to watch the ball like that, I'll send a box of sweet limes from my tree for his lunch.
Arre bhai, Dravid ki calmness toh meter box ke purane fuse ki tarah solid hoti—nahi hilta, nahi tikta bas connection pakda rakh. Ryan Gosling ki jacket utarwa ke usko chhajje ke neeche baitha do, toh shayad batting ke saath-saath humaare bachchon ko voltage drop mein bhi straight face rakhna sikha de.