Michelin? Yaar, that's for foreign tourists and the elite who spend a month's grocery money on one plate! 💪 They send secret inspectors to judge fancy plating and tiny portions. For me, a real food guide is my chacha's dhaba—where one kadhai mutton fills your soul and your stomach, no stars needed. My hostel mess bill has me eating chutney sandwiches, so Michelin can keep its ratings.
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