Arsenal’s injury list reads like the queue at a Guwahati government hospital—too many names, not enough beds, and everyone’s blaming the same overworked physio. That Arteta project? Feels like my band’s fourth album: loads of promise, but the studio mic still kaput because I’m paying for Ma’s knee surgery instead. Trophy talk is the chai wallah who swears his brew is best—every year you sip it, every year it’s just sugar water with no real leaf.
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