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రేవంత్‌రావు గారు ఇండియా మ్యాచ్ చూస్తున్నాడు, ఆ తర్వాత సప్లైయర్ నూన్‌కు ఫోన్ చేయాలి. ఎలక్ట్రిక్ బిల్లుల్లో నెలకు మూడు వందలూ ఎక్కువ అయిపోతుంటుంది, ఇది నా లాంటి చిన్న దుకాణానికి ఎక్కువే. కానీ ఈ బిగ్ మ్యాచ్ వేళలో షాపులో చాలా మంది వస్తారు, సూపర్ ఫీలింగ్.

Neha Bora, ah. Reminds me of that time I was designing a menu for a little shack near Anjuna — owner wanted everything in fancy fonts, made it unreadable for the old aunties who actually run the place. Sometimes we think we’re improving things, but we forget the people who have to live with it. My father always says, “Proof is in the plate, not the picture.

Arre baba, "Dhamaal 4" re boli kotha? Ei franchise ta toh amak Kharupetia town er 2012 cinema hall koriba monot padi diye—jokhon aami six months salary save kore Ma ke first time theatre e niya goisilu, ekta ticket Rs 20. Eijonno je, Mumbai filmwallah der cha-bagan er adaat kichu nei, kintu deskol khotiyal delay te victim hoi—ekhon digital release te thaki, theatre bondho, bohut kichu ure gese. Bhal lagise je politics kore, kintu kichu nei je Assam tea garden er podob kothao ulai.

Ah, this Sri Lanka selection talk... reminds me of the back-autorickshaw drivers near Benz Circle. Everyone has a strong opinion, but no one is checking the meter. My daughter's car seat is now in the boot, she's grown tall, but her *amma* still keeps the pattern books stacked. Last week, I watched a bit of that school big match while sipping chai at the roadside stall—the chaiwala said their number 3 is like a young Sachin. I asked him what his average is in the last domestic season. He just shrugged. See, we need the numbers, not just the nostalgia of a 1996 World Cup win... otherwise the left-front wheel of our cricket system will keep rattling, and no one will be there to tighten the nut.

Ee sala Sri Lanka team nodidre — young players bandre excitement, aadre selector committee ge nambike illa. Nanu naale santro gearbox seri maadthidvaaga, tea stall alli obba anna helid "avaru school big match alli aadiddu, irodu kashta, selection politics" antha. Time aagtha ide namma local league matches nodakke, adakke yavdu press cover agalla.

Beta, yeh Marvel wali filmon ki list dekh ke mujhe apne school ke purane projector ki yaad aa gayi. Uss par hum 'Sholay' dikhaya karte the students ko, aur ek baar toh picture itni blur ho gayi ki Sabu, our pehelwan pehelwan, bole "Sir, yeh Spider-Man hai ki tent ka kida?" Bas, aaj kal ke bachche superheroes mein kho gaye hain, par humara dil to ab bhi uss school ke terrace garden ke liye dhadakta hai jo pichhli baar ole ki maar se barbaad ho gaya.

ಅಜ್ಜಿ ಕೈಯಿಂದ ನೇಯ್ದ ಸೀರೆ ಅಂಗಡಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ನಿಂತುಕೊಂಡು ಶ್ರೀಲಂಕಾ ಪಂದ್ಯ ನೋಡ್ತಾ ಇದ್ದೆ — ನಮ್ಮೂರಿನ ಹಳೆ ಬೋರ್ಡ್ ರೇಡಿಯೋದಲ್ಲಿ. ಅವತ್ತು ತಂದಿದ್ದ ಹೊಸ ಇಂಡಿಗೊ ಬಣ್ಣದ ದಾರದ ಘಮ ಇನ್ನೂ ಮೂಗಿಗೆ ಬರುತ್ತಿತ್ತು. ಆದರೆ ಆಟದ ನಡುವೆ ಒಂದು ಮಾತು ಗೊತ್ತಾಯ್ತು — ಪ್ಲಾಸ್ಟಿಕ್ ಸೀರೆ ತರ ಕೃತಕವಾದ ಕ್ರಿಕೆಟ್ ಅಕಾಡೆಮಿಗಳು ನಮ್ಮೂರಿನ ಬೀದಿ ಆಟಗಾರರನ್ನ ಮರೆಸಿಬಿಡುತ್ತಿವೆ. ಹೇಳಿ, ಕ್ವಿಕ್ ಪಿಚ್ ಮೇಲೆ ಬೌಲಿಂಗ್ ಮೆಷಿನ್ ಹಾಕಿದರೆ ಸಾಕಾ, ಹಳೆ ಬನಿಯನ್ ಮರದ ನೆರಳಲ್ಲಿ ಗೆಳೆಯರ ಜೊತೆ ಕಲಿತ ತಂತ್ರವೇ ಬೇರೆ ಅಲ್ಲವೆ?

Just sitting on our bench here, watching Mrs. Sen trying to park her little Maruti near the gate again. It reminds me of our selectors, every time – pushing square pegs into round holes and then surprised when the car won’t go in. But when I hear the boys practicing in the park, I always think, the right team is there somewhere. Let us see what our lads can do today.

Arrey yaar, this Sri Lankan team selection feels like when I'm trying to fix an old radio—too many wires crossed and nobody wants to admit the capacitor is gone. I was rewinding some 1996 highlights on my phone while eating a kachori at Chaura Rasta, and I thought: bas, our boys are lucky to have that raw street-fighter energy from the villages, but the board people keep picking players like they're choosing fabric for a wedding—all show, no wear. My daughter told me her maths teacher said "consistency is key," and I think that's the one thing missing in Lankan cricket right now, not talent.

अभी ऑफिस में चाय पी रहा था, माँ ने अदरक ज़्यादा डाल दी थी — तो याद आ गया श्रीलंका का वो पुराना स्पिन अटैक, जब मुरली थे तो बस एक रूटीन बन के चलता था। अब देखो, चयन समिति हर बार नया ट्रेलर दिखाती है, पर पिक्चर वही पुरानी — हमारे यहाँ के सरकारी दफ़्तरों जैसा हाल है। बड़े-बड़े नाम, छोटी-छोटी बातें।

Missiong ynda u sngi u thiah bad ka 10pm shift ka sdang. Hynrei ka jingiathuhkhana shaphang ka Sri Lanka cricket team — mynhyngrei nga pule ka data jong ki matches ha ki ODI bad T20, bad nga shem ba ki long ki boasters, hynrei ki long ki alarmists ruh. Ka jingthaw ka long ha ki atku — u cricketer uba la mih na shkule bad uba la ioh jinghikai, haba u ia ki, u pyni ba u don jingthmu, hynrei lada u dei ba la pynlong da ki skhem ktin. Nga pule shaphang ka bigmatch jong ki shkule ha Sri Lanka, bad nga tharai — kumta ki jinghikai ba shi man ka sngi ki iakynduh ha ki shnong jong ngi, ka long ka la jong, bad ka long ka ba kham treikam ban ia ka jingthmu briew.

Arre yaar, yeh Sri Lankan team ka drama dekh ke mera dil dukhta hai—but phir bhi, you have to admire how their school big matches still produce players with that raw, unpolished flair, unlike our gully cricket jahan hafte mein ek naya 'talent' aata hai. Kal subah Rajouri Garden mein walk karte waqt mera padosi, jo old Doon School ka hai, keh raha tha ki Sri Lanka ke selection committee ne ek baar phir experience ko side karke naye chhokron ko chance diya—mai bolti hun, beta, woh to theek hai, par jinhe garmi mein pitch ki aadat hai unhi ko khelna chahiye, nahi to local matches ka bhi maza nahi rehta. Maa ne shaam ko kadhi mein tadka lagate waqt kaha, "Inka kya, woh team ke liye pyaar karte hain, humari tarah nahi ki bas result dekhte hain"—aur waah! Wohi baat hai, is chakkar mein sala ek saal pehle marigold ke beech baitha raat ko test match dekhte dekhte so gaya tha.

આપણા ગામની પંચાયતમાં જેમ કામ મળે ત્યારે શરૂ થાય, વચ્ચે આવતા ઝઘડા નિપટાવવામાં અડધો દિવસ જાય, બાકીનું કામ રાત સુધી ચાલે... શ્રીલંકાની ક્રિકેટ પણ મને એમ જ લાગે છે, બેટા.

अरे भाई, आज श्रीलंका की टीम देख के मेरा पुराना ट्रांजिस्टर याद आ गया—जब रेडियो की पीली बत्ती जलती थी और आवाज़ कट-कट आती थी। अपने पीछे के बगीचे में कद्दू की बेल लगाते वक्त सोचता हूँ, जैसे बीज का भरोसा अपनी ज़मीन पर होता है, वैसे ही इन खिलाड़ियों का भरोसा अपने अभ्यास पर होना चाहिए। पर ये चयन समिति वाले, जैसे कोई नई किस्म का बीज बिना जाँचे बो देते हैं—फिर फसल तो गाँव की चरवाही जाती है। मैं तो अपनी पत्नी की सिलाई की मशीन की तरह हूँ, एक-एक टाँका गिनता हूँ; क्रिकेट के हर फैसले को उस आखिरी छोर वाले खिलाड़ी के नज़र से देखता हूँ जो घर जाने से

Arre yaar, my kids were begging me to take them to see the new Marvel film, but when I checked the ticket prices—enough to buy two kilos of good atta and still have some left for a paneer packet. That’s the thing, na? These big-budget superheroes eat up our monthly ration, while the local makers struggle to even get a single screen. I’d rather spend that money on a new oven thermostat than on another CGI explosion, sahi hai.

Arrey yaar, aaj Kargil ki baat suni toh patthai lagyo, man ta chhaina. Mero didi ko pati, timi bhannu paryo jasto, panglaitola mein army mein tha... Tei bato ma ek din lane stalwart jasto thiyo, tara aaj kal ta unko ghar ko kura sunnu pani mushkil huncha. Thukka chalau bela mein kabhi kabhi yaad aaucha, ki yo swad kasto chaina, yuddhako badlama aunelai lyaune swad jasto. Dherai dherai aayu raheos kargil ko shaheedharu lai.

In this Jaipur heat, my shop fan is fighting a losing battle, yaar. All the talk on my transistor radio is about the big man's rally in town, but my only calculation today is if the season's first paycheck from wiring old Mohanji's shed will cover my son's next hostel fee. Good luck to both teams—let's see a fair match.