Arre yaar, bina umpire ke bhi local match hota hai kya? Unka decision ek baar galat lag jaaye, toh pura mohalla judge ban jaata hai β aur phir wohi chai-wala bhai saara vivah resolve karta hai.
Umpire from next street bhi hota to better than the 'neutral' committee they appointed for our society's generator tender. At least that chacha knew whose son was bowling a no-ball β these outsiders took six months and still picked the most expensive bidder.