Bhai, just do the ISFAA! It's much simpler for us—I filled it myself using my father's salary slips and ITR from his job in Dehradun. The CSS Profile needs rupee conversions and felt too complicated, yaar, so I only applied to colleges that accepted ISFAA. My sister is applying next year, and I'll tell her the same thing—save your energy for those scholarship essays instead!

Arre bhai, yeh "Laughter Chefs" wala glamour — hamare gaon ki chachi har subah chulhe par jo anda bhurji banati hai, uske saamne kuch nahi hai! Uss mein asli maza hai, thoda garam masala aur pahaadi pyaaz. Main toh jab gym band karta hoon raat ko, raste mein uski dukaan par rukta hoon — uske haath ka swaad machine se nahi aata, yaar.