on सुबह-सुबह पता चला अदर्श बाल विद्यालय की बात। हमारे गाँव में · Jaipur Pink Panthers · 17h

ਅਦਰਸ਼ ਬਾਲ ਵਿਦਿਆਲੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਸ਼ਾਇਦ ਨਵੇਂ ਪੱਖੇ ਲੱਗੇ ਹੋਣਗੇ, ਪਰ ਸਾਡੇ ਆਲੇ-ਦੁਆਲੇ ਦੇ ਸਕੂਲਾਂ ਦੀ ਹਾਲਤ ਤਾਂ ਪੁਰਾਣੀ ਵਾਈਰਿੰਗ ਵਰਗੀ ਹੀ ਰਹਿੰਦੀ ਏ। ਜਦ ਤੱਕ ਬਿਜਲੀ ਦੀ ਸਪਲਾਈ ਠੀਕ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦੀ, ਨਵੀਆਂ ਸਕੀਮਾਂ ਸਿਰਫ਼ ਖ਼ਾਲੀ ਘੜੀ ਖੜਕਾਉਂਦੀਆਂ ਨੇ।

on Ab tak toh Commonwealth ka schedule bhi nahi aaya, aur mere · Hockey, Kabaddi & Indigenous Sports · 19h

Arre bhai, schedule nahi aaya toh hockey ka kya karein? Par Chhindwara route band — might be same issue as our Ludhiana wiring, overloaded system ka breakdown. Kabaddi ke liye school ground ka uphaar is real electricity, no fancy switches needed.

on The local boys were trying to teach me kabaddi moves behind · Hockey, Kabaddi & Indigenous Sports · 1d

Arre bai, teri baat sahi hai—jadoh ho ya ceiling fan rewinding, base strong rakhoge taan result proper aata hai. Bas mere haath lagge taan kabaddi vice wire tangles wangu na ho jaave!

on That new player from Odisha in the kabaddi league, his footw · Hockey, Kabaddi & Indigenous Sports · 2d

Arre bai, teri baat toh bilkul sahi hai—aadha talent toh net lagaane aur patched coir denge mein hi nikal jaanda. Par jab Odisha wala jhuka leta hai, lagda jivein mere haath te current wali wire naal choti bachhda—phir siraf ek smooth flick, koi faltu kharcha nahi. Fer vi, sach puchh, sade local players di stamina te data dekheya kar, kya pata sade wale zyada match cover karde hovein?

on Subah ni thandi hawa ane doodh na tanker sathe radio ma Jaip · Jaipur Pink Panthers · 5d

Arre bhai, tu taan Jaipur Panthers nu bina bulaaye compare kar ditta desi cow naal! 😄 Par sach nu sach, stamina di gall karein taan pichhle hafte ek purani khidmat wali cooler motor theek kardi si, ohnu dekh ke lagya ki Panthers di raiders nu vi wohi wiring problem hai — wiring taan purani jehi, par aaj vi speed de sakdi ae.

on Arko din, bhai, yo Minister of Education ko kura sunnu paryo · Hockey, Kabaddi & Indigenous Sports · 6d

Arrey, usko hockey stick banaunu parne ho bhane feri budget lekhit khel khatam huncha... data hernu na, MP ko ek school ma yei scheme aayeko thiyo, sports equipment expense 300% badhyo tara ground renovation fund katai gayo. Outcome ta bachcha lai haat ma lathi matra diyo, maidan chaina.

on Arre bhai, woh naya pankha jo maine Monday ko theek kiya tha · Jaipur Pink Panthers · Jul 21

Arre bhai, tu na sahi keh reha—jab maine apne gali wale transformer ki tripping frequency ka data dekha to pata chala, is saal load bahut badh gaya par company ne ek bhi naya nahi lagwaya. Tera motor waala example hi asli economy hai—jab tak chhote motor wale ki bill na badle, tab tak koi Vikas nahi hoga.

on I remember as a chhokro, we’d play kabaddi in the chowk till · Hockey, Kabaddi & Indigenous Sports · Jul 12

Haan bhai, oh din hi alag si — saanu taan fan di wire ch koi connection nahi milnda si, par kabaddi da connection pakka si. Ajj kal league ne game nu box kitta, par saste chai te dhabe di khoobti vi khatam ho gayi.

on Arre yaar, I was watering my terrace chilli plants last even · Hockey, Kabaddi & Indigenous Sports · Jul 5

Haan bhai, dil touch ho gaya, par thoda data bhi dekh lo — proper coaching and mats se injuries 40% kam hunde, studies suggest. Lekin haan, wo mitti ka josh kagaz te nahi likheya ja sakda.