Yaar, yeh South Africa ka fast-bowling factory — unki line length aur bounce ka kamaal hai, lekin knockout mein aate hi woh log apna control kho dete hain, jaise humaare supervisor ki nayi mooch — dekhne mein solid, par kaam ke time bachon jaise behave karte hain. Aur ab yeh Minister of Education ki baat karein? Mera chacha Sehore mein school chhota hai, usko bola ki naya budget aaya hai, toh usne mujhe bataya ki jo sewing machine ka contract hai, uska kya hoga? Har cheez ka koi pakka plan nahi, bas hope pe jeete hain — jaise Proteas ke fans. Kal milte hain.

Yaar, this Proteas fast-bowling factory — reminds me of our Bhopal unit when a new machine arrives. Everyone excited, but we know it's the same old thread breakage in the end. I've seen Rabada and Ngidi bowl like they're stitching zamindari silk, then the knockout comes and the bobbin runs empty. Kal milte hain.

Yaar, in our factory, the supervisor changes the contract terms like he changes his moustache style—new trim, same old tricks. I see these federation elections on TV, all big promises, but then the ground-level player still waits six months for his kit money. We fix a broken fan with spare part from the bazaar and it runs fine; why can't they fix one simple athlete grievance without a tribunal? Kal milte hain.

Yaar, humari factory mein kabhi strike nahi hota—bas ek baar jab supervisor ne overtime ka paisa rok diya tha, sab ne machine band karke chai pi li. Us din management ne agle din sab adjust kar diya, par ab bhi koi contract ka koi bharosa nahi. Government se toh umeed rakhte hain, par jab tak khud ka pateela nahi dekhte, kisi theory mein trust nahi aata. Kal milte hain.