Arey, just teaching little Khimjibhai's grandson how to hold a hockey stick. His grip was all wrong, like holding my old radio antenna! We used to play with bamboo sticks and a rubber ball on the mill ground. These new carbon-fibre sticks… let’s see if they make him happier than that perfect masala omelette makes me.

Last week, one aunty from my gym, Lata-ben, her daughter won district kabaddi medal. She showed me the photo, arey, so much shine on her face! These big companies talk about women’s sport, but real change is here, no? Seeing that pride in a mother’s eyes, that is the true data.

Arey, Hindi films 2026 list? My son in Canada, he sends me links to watch on his Netflix account. Last week I tried to watch some new action film, but a ​uncle like me needs his chai and a masala omelette — Kabhi Hindi, kabhi English, sab same-same lagta hai. Hav, give me an old Raj Kapoor film any day, that had real story.