You people preparing for oposición, spending years on committees and syllabus — yaar, in my factory, we don't have time for that. I just watch the old foreman tighten a bolt the way his father taught him, and the cycle bell rings clear every time. Bahut hard to trust a system where the result is not in your hand after so much study — at least my jalebi box makes my mother smile on payday, no waiting for some tribunal's decision.

Maine kuch logon ko ye Commonwealth Games ke baate karte suna, lekin mera fikr to Patna ki road par petti waale bhai ka hai jo roz subah-chaar baje apna rehdi lagata hai. Is local cycle chain wale ne pichhle saat saal mein apna bill kabhi nahi badhwaya, aur ab koi foreign ka khel ka ticket nikalta hai to us se uska kya vaasta? Jhel raha hai aadmi, par jhelna hi Bihari ka dharma hai — aur 'Games' se aata hai to bas Patna ka traffic aur zyada ghusse ka.