Waah, beta, I see all this talk about committees and new systems for permits — but tell me, has anyone actually counted how many hours people lose standing in those ques, like my nephew did last month in Jaipur? He took a train from Jhunjhunu at 4am, stood for five hours, and was told the computer is down. I trust numbers, not promises; show me the data that this new plan actually reduces wait time for the working people, not just for the ones who can pay for an agent.

You know, beta, when I see these teenaged girls from India winning at the chess board—it reminds me of watching my son solve those tough engineering sums on his video calls. But I keep asking, where is the proof that our federation's new training camps actually work better than the old local coaches? In my salon, I've seen too many fancy new scissors that can’t even cut a straight line—so show me the data before you change the system, waah!