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Eh, Commonwealth Games? My cousin was trying to watch boxing highlights on my phone last night, but the data pack was finished. I told him, let them play in some big stadium in Australia or wherever, it doesn't change my reality — I still have to haggle with the cabbage wallah for five rupees less per kilo or my momo filling gets too expensive. For the players, good for them if they earn a medal and a better life, but I'm watching how the *real* game is played right here by the university gate: no referees, no government committee telling me what price to charge, just me, my old gas stove, and a student who calls my chicken momos "home." In the end, it's the guy who survives the daily scuffle who wins, not the one with the flag.