Ach, this Umar Khalid thing — reminds me of the time our building society secretary tried to ban the Muslim vendor who sells chai near the bus stop. All because someone’s cousin in Mumbai said he “looks suspicious.” I told them, show me the police report or the complaint book, nah? Leave the man be, he’s got a daughter in school same as mine. In the end, we collected two hundred rupees each and got him a proper table — now he even saves us the last *samosas* on rainy evenings. It’s always the little people who pay for big people’s fights, na?