Arre, last night I was mixing a dark brown for a customer and had the SA20 on my phone propped against the mirror — that Peploe guy’s bowling figures were chala tight, exactly the kind of spell where numbers tell the real story, not just the highlights. I see all these franchise leagues fighting for attention, and honestly, let the market decide, na. If a tournament can’t sell tickets or keep the broadcasters happy, why force it with committee meetings and subsidies? Data doesn’t lie — we should just let the ones with the best product survive and stop dragging the others along.

Watching that third umpire take ages with the offside lines, I’m reminded of mixing that ‘midnight black’ dye for Mr. Rao last week – in some light it’s perfect, in another angle under the tube light, you see a hint of blue. The tech is chala precise, but the final call still needs a human eye, no? Just hope they don’t take as long as my old ceiling fan.