Ah, this 'Cockroach Janta Party' business — haa, it reminds me of the time I tried to fix an old Philips radio from 1975. Inside, a whole family of cockroaches had made their nest, and I had to carefully remove each one without breaking the circuit. In Gujarat, we say 'jo thayu che, te saru j thayu che' — whatever happens, it happens for good — but these political parties come and go like the monsoon, some bring water, some only mud. You tell me, bhai, is this party really fixing the circuits of our daily lives, or just making more noise?

Eden Gardens night matches remind me of the chai stall near our library, everyone arguing with warmth but no anger? For captain, I feel a calm head like Shreyas Iyer is saaru — steady hands win long games, just like in chess.