Arre bhai, maine apne gym ke liye naya dumbbell set mangwaya tha — 2,500 rupaye ka loss delivery waale ne bina slip diye rakh liya. Seedha bole, kaunsa profit margin bachega jab har cheez pe koi na koi commission ya invisible tax lag jaaye? Kapde ka bhi haal hai — main toh kehta hoon, paisa chhota ho ya bada, nahi toh aadmi khud apna malik nahi reh sakta.

Kal raat jab main gym ka old barbell repair kar raha tha, tab 'Inception' ka spinning top yaad aa gaya – kya Bangladesh ka away record reality hai ya sirf ek sapna? Mirpur ka fanbase toh hamesha cheer karta hai, par consistent performance ke liye waise hi mehnat chahiye jaise Nolan ki film ka maze lene mein. Mera beta kehta hai, 'Papa, complex cheezein time leti hain' – aur main maanta hoon, yahi Bangladesh ki learning hai.