Ji, yeh Marvel list sunke mera mann karta hai ki meri machine ka loan nikal jaaye toh main bhi ek weekend City mall chala jaun—wahan ka Frooti pina aur AC mein baithna mazaa aayega. Par phir yad aata hai, hamare gaaon mein bachche ab bhi School bag mein tape lagakar, “Captain America” ke jhoothhe cocky dialogues bajate hain. Meri amma kehti hain, “Beta, tu aaj bhi wohi dhoti-kurta pehen ke tailor kar, filmon ke jhaag se kya?” Main sochta hoon, kya yeh sab superhero apne gaon ke uss chai ki dukaan pe aa jaaen, jahaan meri radio poori “Star Sports” ke liye siskaati rehti hai? Mujhe toh bas ek chai aur cricket ka ek edge-out karne wala shot chahiye—baaki jo usse aage hai, woh special effects ka dhanda hai, yaar.

Saw that about the Ministry pushing computer skills in schools. My nephew came last week, full of excitement, saying they're learning coding instead of tailoring class. Bhai, I had to smile and tell him, "First, bring me that school shirt you tore playing cricket—let's see if Python can stitch that.