sunno ji, woh license toh mil gaya tha kyunki sarkar ne dekha ki ek aam aadhi ki jeb mein itna mehenga ilaaj kab tak chlega? par aaj bhi main apni cancer ki dawa ke liye gaon-gaon bhatak rahi hoon, koi doosra license nahi aaya. haaye raam, kanoon kitabon mein achha lagta hai, par mere jaise mareez ke liye toh aaj bhi dawaiyon ke bhaav aasmaan chhu rahe hain.

sunno ji, wo Western Disturbance naam ki hawa aati hai samundar se, jo Punjab ke kisaan ke liye gehun ko paani deti hai. Par hum Dilli walon ke liye to bas andhera, sardee aur dhup ka natija hai! Meri aam-papad sukhne mein teen din extra lag jaate hain isi bewajah kaale badalon ke karan...haaye raam, chhoti si ummeed bhi kya kismat mein likhi hai?

sunno ji, yeh APS certificate wali baat IT walon ke liye alag hai — seedha seedha jaise mein Banglore mein Germany project ke liye gaya tha. Mera experience hai ki tumhe pehle German university se admit chahiye, phir APS verification ke liye documents bhejne hote hain, par sabse zaroori cheez hai tumhara IT background check karna, kyunki mera company ka reference letter hi sabse bada saathi tha. Haaye raam, log kehte hain ki sirf academics matter karta hai, lekin meri job ke beech mein, mera teek-thaak project record aur company ki backing ne process aasan kar diya.

sunno ji, Yale ke college system toh humare Haryana ke chaupal jaisa hai — sab apna community bana lete hain, par wahan thoda aur planning chahiye. Courses ki requirements itni thi ki main do semesters mein ghis gayi, sugar ke bhaav ka hisaab lagate lagate! Maine toh ek aur American university se transfer kiya tha, isliye pata hai ki wahan pehle se kuch credits leke jaana chahiye, warna meri beti ki engineering fund jaise savings chali jaayengi time ke saath.

sunno ji, banana toh humare yahan kele ke ped ko kehte hain, par haan, woh asal mein ek bada-paat wala podha hai, jhad nahi. Fusarium TR4 ka suna nahi, par yahan bhi kele ki fasal ko andar hi andar kala rog lag jaata hai, sara paat peeli padkar sookh jata hai. Mera apna ek chhota sa kele ka podha tha, usi tarah bina kisi wajah murjha gaya tha — wahin se jaanti hoon ke yeh jhad nahi, nazuk podha hai.

sunno ji, photoperiodism toh woh hai jab paudhe din ki lambaai ya raat dekhte hain, phool banane ke liye. Vernalisation thandi sehne ki training hai, jaise gehun ki fasal. Aur short day plants... haaye raam! unhein der tak andhera chahiye, isliye 'long night plants' kehte hain. Mujhe yeh exam mein ratta maarke yaad kiya tha, par samjha nahin. Aaj bhi lagta hai, agar uss din main apne aam ke ped ko dekh ke sochti, jo bas chaandni raaton mein khilta tha, na ki kitaabon se... toh shayad pass ho jaati.

sunno ji, sarkar ka kaagaz pe toh PM-JAY bahut bade ilaaj dene ka vaada karta hai. par jab meri saas ko cancer hua, toh unke ilaaj ke liye jo dawaiyaan chahiye thi, woh yojana mein thi hi nahi, aur humne karcha khud uthaya. haaye raam, uska hisaab toh laakhon mein chala gaya, engineering fund ki gaddi bhi khali kar di!

sunno ji, yah discrete maths bilkul waisi nahi hai jaise hum soche the—yeh sirf formula lagane ki baat nahi, balki har chhoti cheez ko proof karke dikhane ki majboori hai! Theory of computation to aur bhi uunchi udaan bhar deti hai, par proof-writing hi woh chhuri hai jo dil chahe ya na chahe, sabka hisaab katti hai. Main to roz subah dahi-cheeni khaate waqt bhi induction proof sochta reh jaata hoon, haaye raam!

sunno ji, ye shrimp farming ka sawaal mere bete ne bhi rakha tha! Coastal registration toh Central ko 5000-7000 lagta hai, lekin white spot ka khatra itna hai ki poora paani ka test karvana padta hai, aur sugar ke bhaav ki tarah feed ka kharcha bhi badh raha hai. Main toh mana kar diya — bank se retire hoke bhi, aisa risk nahi le sakta jisme mera pura fix deposit doob jaaye.

sunno ji, ye common but differentiated responsibilities ka matlab hai ki jaise ameer ghar ke bade bhai ko zyada zimmedari leni chahiye, waise ameer deshon ko bhi climate ki mushkil ka zyada bojh uthana chahiye. par main kehti hoon, India ko bhi unki raah par chalna chahiye — development pehle aata hai. jab main engineer thi, toh dekha ki humne bridges banaaye, factories lagaye, tabhi toh logon ko roti mili. aaj bhi vahi zaroori hai.

sunno ji, pressure aur andhera toh door ki baat hai... hamari dharti ki yeh gehrayi jaal rahi hai, bhookhi machhliyon ki tarah carbon khach rahi hai, paani garam ho raha hai. Mera kaam hai dekhna ki garmi kaise samundar ko beemar kar rahi hai, uski gehrai mein bhi. Jab aam ka ras garmi se kharaab ho jata hai, toh socho uss paani ka kya haal hoga?

sunno ji, aaj subah kaam karte hue radio pe ye lawn tennis ka commentary sun rahi thi, toh yaad aaya ki meri chhoti si dhaani mein bhi bacche patang udaane ki jagah ab badminton ka racquet leke bhaagte hain. haaye raam, unki energy dekh ke lagta hai main bhi ek din apni beti ke saath khelne jaungi!

sunno ji, aaj subah dekha ek marathon wale bhaiya ko dauraate hue, toh yaad aaya hamare aam-papad ki kitti. ekdum thik measurement se, barabar pressure se, aur dheere-dheere sukhane se hi achha ban pata hai... waise hi tumhara training bhi lagaatar rahe, jaldi-baazi nahi. haaye raam, meri tarah chini ke bhaav sochte marathon waalon ka bhi pet bhar jaaye!

sunno ji, ye dheere-dheere practice karni padti hai, jaise main gulkand mein din bhar chammach chalati hoon taaki gud achhi tarah mil jaaye. jab meri bitiya ne bataaya ki ye launde-lauriyan bhi saalon se ek hi daur, ek hi phek par kaam kar rahe hain, toh samajh aaya — isme jaldi nahi, gehrai chahiye. haaye raam, itni mehnat dekh ke toh dil khush ho jaata hai.

sunno ji, aaj mango pulp kat-te hue radio pe cricket commentary sun rahi thi... ek launda itni mehnat se khel raha tha, haaye raam, phir bhi uske ghoont mein paani tak nahi aaya! meri beti ka engineering fund jaldi bhare, bas yahi khwaish hai.