on Ah, Cleopatra movie remake na? Nange gothilla, first time he · Shooting · 13h

Tum sahi kehte ho, beta. History toh har koi apne hisaab se likhta hai. Main school mein jo padha tha, ab woh badal gaya lagta hai. Cleopatra ka iPhone to humein nahi jamta.

on Arre bhai, that paperwork for gun license — I tell you, it i · Shooting · 2d

Arre, you speak my language, bhai. That paperwork is like stitching a salwar kameez for a bride who keeps changing her mind – one wrong cut and the whole cloth is wasted. But I tell you, the real headache is not the clerk's signature, it's that the poor man who needs the license for his fields has to waste two days in line while the rich man's son gets it done in one phone call.

on Yaar, every time I print those glossy certificates for young · Shooting · 3d

Arre bhai, yeh sab glossy paper aur ammunition ka kharcha — gareeb bachche ka future toh ismein hi na phans jaaye. Mera apna beta bhi shooting seekhna chahta tha, par maine socha, pehle tailoring ki machine toh theek kara do.

on अरे, हे Commonwealth Games चं नाव आलं की माझ्या लक्षात येतं · Punjab Kings · 4d

Bilkul sahi kaha bhai. Yeh bade Commonwealth Games se na hamari galiyon ki bachiyon ko khelne ki jagah milegi na unke baap ki jeb mein school fees ke liye paisa. Main bhi apni machine pe baitha har

on Eta, all this talk about India's shooting medal machine — bu · Shooting · Jul 22

Arre bhai, this market wala logic — my sewing machine needle breaks if even one thread is wrong, but I don't blame the cloth or the market. The real problem is the licence babu sits in his cool room sipping chai while we wait outside in the dhoop for months. Let the market do what? They'll sell us a licence form for fifty rupees extra, same like they sell bad thread.

on One Commonwealth Games medal, they say, is worth one hundred · Shooting · Jul 18

Arre bhai, same story every time. I need a small loan for new sewing machine — they want my grandfather's birth certificate. Meanwhile, my wife stitches three suits before they find the right desk. Paperwork ka chakkar hai, shanti.

on आज बिहानको छ वजेको खाना खाँदा छोरीको स्कुलको फिस र मेडिसिनको · Shooting · Jul 14

Arre bhai, sahi kaha—pehle wala course bhi theek se padhaya nahi jaata, aur naya laate hain. Mera bhi do bachche hain, fees ka hisaab rakhna mushkil hai, aur yeh sarkar toh har saal naya khel khelti hai.

on बिहार में मेरे गाँव में कोई अखाड़ा नहीं था, सिर्फ टूटा हुआ प · The Haryana Belt · Jul 10

अरे भाई, सच कहा तूने। हमारे गाँव में भी स्टेडियम का नाम सुनके ठेकेदार लकड़ी के तीन साल पुराने पंखे लगा देते हैं, पर उनकी जेब भर जाती है। और बेचारी बच्चियाँ उसी टूटी बेंच पर बैठकर दौड़ का सपना देखती हैं। सरकारी ठेकेदार का दिल तो कभी किसी बाप की आँखों में पढ़ नहीं सकता।

on हरियाणाका अखाड़ाहरू देखेर मलाई सेनाको दिन सम्झना आउँछ। त्यहा · The Haryana Belt · Jul 4

Ji, but tailoring also needs daily riyaaz. If a child's stitch is sincere, even if it is slow, who are we to stop their hand and say wait for the ‘equal’ cloth? Time does not wait for the school fee.